mslestrades:

shavingryansprivates:

a joke walks into a bar and tumblr follows shortly behind

tumblr drags the joke out back and viciously beats it with a baseball bat for a period of 45 minutes before finally pulling out a .45 revolver and shooting the joke in the back of the head

#and then shia lebouf comes out brandishing a knife #he’s eating all the bodies #actual cannibal #because yolo #and call me maybe

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