I always think the phrase “losing your virginity” sounds so sad

tearsofrassilon:

derych:

owlssayhooot:

what about

I set my virginity free like a bird on a wing

I released my virginity into the wild

I SHOT MY VIRGINITY THROUGH SPACE AND IT IS NOW A STAR IN THE SKY

I think that sounds much more positive

virginity is a leaf on the wind. WATCH HOW IT SOARS.

My virginity is gone. Get over it.

My virginity is as free as America.

VIRGINITY used SELF-DESTRUCT!

It’s super effective!

Source: callmekitto

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    Your virginity accounts for most of the mass in the universe? Well…but you’re not a virgin…I don’t understand…
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    My virginity is like dark matter…wait, what?
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    WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT LINE!
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