I always think the phrase “losing your virginity” sounds so sad
what about
I set my virginity free like a bird on a wing
I released my virginity into the wild
I SHOT MY VIRGINITY THROUGH SPACE AND IT IS NOW A STAR IN THE SKY
I think that sounds much more positive
virginity is a leaf on the wind. WATCH HOW IT SOARS.
My virginity is gone. Get over it.
My virginity is as free as America.
VIRGINITY used SELF-DESTRUCT!
It’s super effective!
Source: callmekitto
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Your virginity accounts for most of the mass in the universe? Well…but you’re not a virgin…I don’t understand…
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