November 2011
eddplant:
thedailywhat:
Horse meat might soon be back on the market in the US after Congress quietly lifted a ban on horse meat inspection funding that had been in place since 2006.
[usatoday / ap via time.]
Jesus Congress, you sneaky fuck
Fiver says they class it as a vegetable
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You know the programmer appeal thing from...
thedukeoflions:
It’s now a Chrome extension.
Oh yes.
God he’s just standing there judging every post on my dash
SEE LOOK AT THAT JESUS CHRIST
eddplant:
liamdryden:
eddplant:
Any of my friends got the Paypal access card? How’s that workin’ out for ya?
Really great!
You know that annoying 2-3 (read: 8) day waiting period for transferring money to your bank account so you can spend it in the real world
NONE OF THAT
The card comes with an annual spending limit of £1600 which is a pain but you can apply to upgrade and all you have...
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eddplant:
Any of my friends got the Paypal access card? How’s that workin’ out for ya?
Really great!
You know that annoying 2-3 (read: 8) day waiting period for transferring money to your bank account so you can spend it in the real world
NONE OF THAT
The card comes with an annual spending limit of £1600 which is a pain but you can apply to upgrade and all you have to do is send off a...
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vondell-swain:
Adventure Time is a perfect show
it has never not been good and it is consistently getting even better
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The entire synopsis of Breaking Dawn Pt 1...
everything is so awkward and forced
oh god
sexy time
they are taking turns eyeing the bed
they are going skinny dipping
I think the presex montage just happened
she like...shaved her legs and shit
who doesn't do that before they leave for their honeymoon?!
come ON
oh jesus
BROKEN HEADBOARD
HAHA
we are halfway through this film and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
they got married and had sex
literally not a thing else
they're now playing chess
fucking hell
she keeps trying to seduce him and he's laughing at her WORST MARRIAGE
oooh playing chess again!
AND AGAIN
they just had a montage of their honeymoon and all that happened is thye played a lot of chess, she tried to fuck him and he ran away
oh god she's begging now
this is honestly awkward softcore porn
and now she's vomiting into the toilet
gross
god seriously
nothing happens in this god
it's just a bunch of shitty subplots
the wolves are so shit
shit
lsbgksdg
THIS IS SO BAD
weird ass telepathic wolf pow wow shit
I don't even know what's going on
THE FETUS ISN'T COMPATIBLE
I'm really glad that in Twilight world, they make skinny jeans that fit over evil fetus baby bumps
oh god Bella's drinking blood
I'm taking a shot
the cup says FREE REFILLS ON IT
Bella just chose "renesmee" for the baby's name and this child will be beat up for the rest of it's life
OH MY GOD SHE IS GIVING BIRTH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
"GET HIM OUT OF ME"
loads of screaming and flashing and she looks like a skeleton
aaaand Edward ripped open her stomach with his mouth
YUP GOOD
the baby is a bloody mess and they just called it beautiful. I mean, I don't really do babies, but like...I'm pretty sure that just looks like meat
there is just blood everywhere and edward just stabbed her in the heart with his venom and what the HELL
Bella seems to have died, but Edward is just biting her everywhere and OH HOLY GOD IT'S SCIENCE
HER BLOOD IS FREEZING
the worst thing? Kristen Stewart's face hasn't changed.
she just gave birth and then died
without a flicker of emotion
Jacob has just seen the baby and he's in lo0o0o0ove
this is the creepiest scene ever
he just fell to his knees in front of a baby
I just want to be a fly on the wall during this filming
uh oh vampire v wolf death match
oh jk rules and shit
wolf can't harm future lovers of other wolves
so much for bros before hoes, shit
meanwhile, Bella is serving her purpose well. laying on a table with the occasional SCIENCE into her body
she's becoming a vampire, which apparently includes permanent eyeshadow. so, that makes life easier.
you know how on tumblr, they have those picture sequences where it slowly gets closer to someones face?
that was just an actual shot in Breaking Dawn
jacob, Jacob, JACOB
AND THEN HAWT VAMPY BELLA OPENED HER EYES WITH MIRACULOUSLY NEWLY LONG EYELASHES AND THE FILM ENDED
TO CHEERS
I require the last two hours of my life back
who do I go for for that
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nerdfighterdesperation:
Liam can I be your personal dresser?
Liam can I dress you for every occasion?
Do you mean business?
Hold on, I’m pulling out the show boots.
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adamusprime replied to your post: On a related note, I’ve been seeing a lot of…
were the boots you have from clockwork couture?
Nope, “buystawarscostumes.com” but I just went to that site and JESUS they’re literally the exact same ones but in black!
On a related note, I’ve been seeing a lot of fuckyeah blogs or whatever referring to “the show boots” and like, making them a thing and being like “you know Liam means business when he’s wearing his show boots!!1” and stuff
They’re just boots
other than the fact I wore them on stage one time I have no idea where this stigma came from
I think I called...
robofillet asked: Have you found a use for your Skywalker boots yet?
effington asked: What episode of BSG are you on and who's your ~fav character~ so far? Uh oh, do I get a reprieve from the no-favorites-questions rule if I'm genuinely curious?
becauseimjustcoollikethat asked: Haggis pizza Liam, have you ever had it? I have had haggis and its nice and I have had Pizza and that's great but haggis on Pizza? Also have you heard that Karen Gillan wants Amy to be killed off as she wants to leave the show and make sure Amy can never come back? I read it in a newspaper a couple of months ago and I was wondering if you knew and what you thought? Thanks Sarah
I just found a Chrome extension that detects faces... →
Downsides are it doesn’t work so well with Tumblr, freezes gifs and won’t let photos of faces load in hi-res
but I’m laughing so hard jesus
look
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unicornpancakes replied to your post: ilylay reblogged your photo A Tardis within a…
yeah because language is not unchanging and meanings evolve and are created by strong associations whoa
yeah because changing the meaning of a word from “The establishment or starting point of something” to “omg a thing in a thing” because of a misconception caused by a summer movie...
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Anonymous asked: I though you were american
vondell-swain:
liamdryden:
Vondell Swain, ladies and gentlemen
Anonymous asked: I though you were american
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ilylay reblogged your photo
A Tardis within a Tardis within a Tardis within a Tardis. INCEPTION.
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vondell-swain replied to your post: 0wlstudioz reblogged your photo Tardis in a…
that was fast
I KNOW, should’ve timed it
wait
holy shit
this is a post in a post
dontworryitsallinyourhead5-deac asked: In movies and TV, the quirky hero always manages to make it in the end. So if there was a zombie apocalypse, do you honestly think you'd survive or would they get you?
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0wlstudioz reblogged your photo
Tardis in a Tardis…… TARDICEPTION
That’s not what that word means you FUCK
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God the idea that somebody is possibly actively searching out all of the hideous christmas sweaters that me, Kayley and Karen/the BBC all own is hilarious
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agovernmentman asked: Reading through your recent asks, there was a person asking about what's cool in Edinburgh, and they used the phrase "ancestral homeland". What do you think about that, in a general sense? I ask because my grandparents grew up in Glasgow and I find my family history interesting, but as a Canadian I feel kind of weird if I claim to be in some sense Scottish. I've been there, I...
awblaster asked: Was there ever a specific moment where you realised that you'd actually got rather famous?
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Anonymous asked: I don't know how many people do this but I wanted to thank for all you do. Thank you for taking time out of your day to make videos for us. Thank you for making music for us, and thank you for being you. Also thank you for liking classic video games and comics. Thank you.
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